From The Prayer of a Frog

A man went to see a psychiatrist for help. He was exhausted and a nervous wreck.

“Every night,” he said. “I am visited by a twelve-foot dragon with three heads.I am on the verge of a nervous breakdown and I’m getting no sleep at all. I can’t take it anymore and lately I have begun to have thoughts of suicide.”

“I think I can help you,” said the psychiatrist. “But I must warn you that it will take at least a year and will cost at least ten thousand dollars.”

“Ten thousand dollars!” the man exclaimed. “Forget it! I’ll go make friends with it.”